do you love Gus?

A recent conversation with me and my father.
Mr. Jones: "So I don't get it, what's the church about?"
Pen: "Well, it just takes a world view on issues. Because human spirituality, we as a species are so separated by what we call god."
Mr. Jones: "Uh huh."
Pen: "People get into so much trouble because they call the same thing by different names. You know, so we call it 'apple'. But in China...what do they call it?"
Mr. Jones: "Ping-gwa.'
Pen: "Right. So you know, here, an apple is an apple is an apple and in China, ping-gwa is a ping gwa. But it's just knowing you're talking about the same thing. God is the same thing everywhere."
Mr. Jones: "So what if you call God, 'Gus'?"
Pen: "Dude! You can totally call him Gus if you want to! I mean, if in your head, you talk to Gus all the time, it's god! Or I guess, it's Gus!"
Mr. Jones: "I just said that to be funny."

oh how time flies for tween queens.

watching mindless mtv, waiting for moward to crash warcloud's NYE party...again (it's my new new year's tradition, but this time I didn't walk the 19 blocks from nim's apt.)

Mr. Jones: That looks like a really bad version of Miley Cyrus.
Pen:...Dad, that IS Miley Cyrus
Dad; oh
Both: AHAHAHAHAH!

maybe I should just submit to MyDadIsAFob.com

HAPPY 2009 EVERYONE!

chitown city.

Rawbean, Buckethead...this one's for you. (via Rob Huebel of Human Giant)



How a Chi-town playah does it for the ladeez.

Prime directive yo.

I fucking love geeks. (via Pajiba)



The funniest word I have heard today? Tofucken, the vegetarian equivalent of Turducken. There are also some crazy ass directions to make tofucken, like: 9. Bake about 20 minutes or until you burn your fingers when you stick them into the Tofucken. Tofucken can also be used as a verb.
Q: Did you bang that hot vegan chick last night?
A: Oh yeah, there was a lot of tofucken going on.
(no tempeh was harmed in the making of the tofucken)

It may be a liquid burger, but eggnog is love.

The most fun sentence to come out of my rant yesterday?

And your quasi-intellectual, self-indulgent declarations of "life" and pompous self-discovery are like the whisperings of a spoiled emo 15 year old xanga blogger. Fuck you.

A sure cure for angry break-up depression?
Hot ass John Legend. Noggin' some egg.

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

A Colbert Christmas: John Legend

Ron Paul Interview
Bob Barr Interview

Green Screen
Bill O'Reilly Interview

Every time I think about you, I have to remind myself that if you wanted
to talk to me, you would.

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