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Thursday, November 13, 2008

thursday love

Things I Love Thursday – inspired by GalaDarling

sweet potato biscuits! My dad whipped up a batch on his day off from the Google cookbook and they’re delish. I ate the last one this morning with breakfast and it was still great.

This entry from It’s Like I’m ..Mmmagic - 7 year olds weigh in on Obama!
“Which promoted Matthew to reply with my favorite line of the day: “So people must be trusting Ohmamma to be a good President even if he has no white skin because he’s going to still be good. Because skin is like glasses but just you can’t take your skin off.”

My absolutely gorgeous, talented, funny, caring Rocky Horror Cast. It’s such a friggin’ cliché: but we are such a diverse and interesting group of people and only in this millennium and in San Francisco could this show have happened. We had a real loving gay wedding during Halloween and are currently holding up ‘No on 8’ signs during the ‘Make You A Man’ reprise.



Stephen Schwartz and Liz Calloway. Brilliant artists.

Read this article on the Perfect Day by Dan Haugh from Gomestic

the Meantime Girl: a role we all fall comfortably into sometimes. It’s aight, the Meantime Boy is also available.

Oh my god….if this wasn’t on ABC News, I might be all WHATEVER. But yes, make sure your partner gets tested for HPV. Cancer from blow jobs?

But speaking of, spending time with your loved ones after a dry spell is wonderful. Thai food. Kissing. Holding hands. No bad dreams last night, just sweet relaxing sleep.


These shoes from ModCloth – impeccably impractical. And gorgeous.
Of course they are called the Prima Donna shoes. If I like them, they also have to be ludicrously named.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

I'm pretty sure it's not about my father or mother...

Had a dream last night that woke me up out of a dead sleep with my heart a racin'. Basically, I was at the Wells Fargo ATM in the Mission - near the Victoria - and I was trying to make copies of some 11x17 architectural drawings. Basically, you inserted the drawing into the slot in the ATM machine, the machine would scan it and spit out some more copies. So I was there, just trying to make copies, when all of a sudden I was approached, on the left, by a homeless dude wearing no socks and a hat. (oh and a raggedy lookin' suit) Now, note: not attacked, not harrassed, APPROACHED. But I KNEW that he was asking me for money because I was at the ATM machine, even though all I was doing was copying drawings. I woke up totally freaked out and scared.

Jungians...you wanna tell me what this means?

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Fobby Dearest.

At age 29, I get the biggest kick out of making my dad laugh by reading him posts off this online:

MyMomIsAFob

KFC Worker: Welcome to KFC, can I take your order?
Mom: Yes please, can I have one bucket of chicken?
KFC Worker: Sure! White or dark meat ma’am?
Mom: Duck!? I don’t want duck! I want chicken!

For some reason, he is not such a fan of MyDadIsAFob...maybe because Fobby Mommies are just better? I dunno why, 'cause this video rocks.

Dad plays Wii Boxing for the first time - and KICKS ASS!

Survey Says

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Cheney. Or anyone made of chocolate - cause...FONDUE!
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Who will it be?
William Hung - who barely qualifies, but yeah, that guy.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
I often have dreams about punching assorted family members in the face for their insensitive commentary.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
I cannot chose only one!!! That's nearly impossible! But I have to say, my go to cheese at the supermarket is dill havarti. It makes all sandwiches better.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind of sandwich will you eat?
Whoa. That means everything edible known to mankind is at my fingertips. Right now, I'm feelin' a soy/honey/chili glazed piece of sea bass on a crusty roll with cabbage slaw and mayo.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Angelina Jolie. Two for the price of one. Or Jimmy Smits. Or Daniel Radcliff. Or Prince William.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice, who will it be?
Marc Broussard. Or the drummer for the Wallflowers. All LVs are whores...so this is difficult.
8. Now that you've slept with two people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?
Dinner at Nopa. Or a hand immersion blender.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Bali.
10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?
Arnold Palmer's for life. With mango iced tea.
11. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
I want to see my parents as kids. I think that would be priceless.
12. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Oh jeezus, I am no good at being a leader. Seriously, I'm too indecisive. Maybe, sustainable living or once we get over a certain # of people, the a-holes have to leave. Some sort of over population rule.
13. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it?
Shop Your Closet. Actually Todd Oldham used to do something akin to this in the early 90s, where he would go into people's houses and take items they already owned and put them together into new and interesting outfits. But I want to take the time to remind people that they have enough and it's just about thinking about what you have in new and exciting ways.
14. What is your favorite curse word?
Goddamit.
15. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, what do you do?
Ahhhh!! Mummies?! That's fucking scary as fuck. Ummm...I guess, try to shoo them out of the house. Maybe keep one for good measure.
16. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
Get out. Call the Fire Dept. Find the hose.
17. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Call the a-holes in my life and let them have it. Maybe smoke some pot.
18. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and whats even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
W00t! Radioactive veggies! It's almost always flying. Can I have witch powers?! Witchpower!
19. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Whoa...sort of a big deal and a secret.
20. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
"Looking back, nothing is as horrible as it seems at the time. Perspective is just around the corner of every untimely event. You just have to wait for it to make the turn." - I agree with Gates. Oh wait, there was this one time in Chinese School where I accidentally fucked up some person's wedding. I'd redo that moment.
21. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out you can move anywhere. Where are you going?
London baby! (Cause this means I can't live in the States right?)
22. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
Leanne Borghesi's house
23. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we'll just expound on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and be like "Check it out I can FLY!?"
I think it depends on how fast I can fly. Possibly Wen's house, cause she'd get a kick out of it. Or J.'s place, but as I haven't really met his parents yet, a flying girlfriend would be weird. Straight to George Lucas' house, cause I'm sure there will be a part in a Star Wars movie for me. ha.
24. The constant absorption of magical moon beams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
I dunno, most people who are dead want to stay dead. Richard Harris, because I like his Dumbledore better than Gambon's.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Kicking more ass?

For once, I like my horoscope. From psychic dream astrology in the SF Guardian (unlike Brezny, who seems to hate Taurii)

Taurus:
Taurus, you've been kicking ass and taking names. But that can get tiresome and lonely. you may need to acknowledge the asses of the masses that have been harmed in the making of this movie. Say a little prayer, shed a tiny tear, and then keep on rolling.

and for Jerrsika - who nearly fooled me into thinking Liz Calloway reads my blog. Silly goose.

Aquarius:
Kindess is king (or queen, if you're using a feminist deck). The more open, living and positive you can be with your fluttery heart, the better. You don't need to be a Pollyanna, but a touch of "fake it till you make it" wouldn't kill you. Sink the energy you wish to receive into all you touch this week.

*sekaseka

Irritating: having learnt past tenses in English grammar class the following, when they show up in web articles that were supposedly edited, frustrate me to no end.

v. trans : (to) light = lit NOT lighted
v. trans: (to) dive = dove NOT dived
v. trans: (to) leap = leapt NOT leaped

I understand that I may be the only person in this camp, but it's still annoying to me.

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Reasons I love SF: We rename our streets as often as we change political parties (some lovely individuals did this to Bush street the other day)

AMAZING! J. marched in the huge SF, 'No on 8 Protest' on Friday night. Possibly to provide a large 'fuck you' to his uptight Catholic upbringing. Partially inspired by the commitment to full human rights for everyone. Possibly in order to party like a rock star. Whatever, he did it and I'm so proud of him. *muah* baby!
(both photos via SFist)
*sekaseka: to laugh without reason (in Bemba, language of Zambia)

Sunday, November 9, 2008

I'll be there someday, if I can be strong.

WARNING: MUSICAL THEATER DORK ENTRY.
Heroes are particular to every person.

Maybe that sounds like a no-brainer, but if you look at it realistically, one person's hero is another person's mortal enemy. Think about the person whose hero is Nelson Mandela versus Scarface. To me, a hero lives by a personal code. One that he or she has developed and refined over years, the person who is still willing to learn and question. But one who knows how to be decisive and chose quickly. Heroes make YOU think, change the way you look at life. Inspire you to be and act differently. And a lot of times, you're lucky as hell to meet one of your heroes. (Cause a lot of the time, they're dead or imaginary. I mean, Gene Kelly is a hero of mine.)

Well peeps, I got lucky.

My parents have been getting a Season Membership to Broadway by the Bay ever since I started doing more theater.** And this year, BBBay featured a concert by the composer and lyricist of Wicked, Stephen Schwartz.
**I don't know if it's some sort of odd way of supporting my habit or trying to understand it. I'd like to think it's a version of one of those. Although, it makes me cringe a little when they come home from one of the shows going, "Oh, your (insert name of friend here) was soo good!" Especially since I've never done a show at BBBay. It's an Asian parent thing.


Wicked is one of those rare Broadway phenoms of being absolutely %100 commercially successful. One of the few musicals that has become part of the mainstream, by, ironically focusing on the story of a heroine who is so notably NOT mainstream. And is also a beautifully rendered story; funny, sweet, life-changing and has one of the most powerful orchestrations ever. It's a doozy of a vocal workout, but has so many alchemical seminal songs - ones that demand your full artistic commitment - that when you have it, you HAVE it.

This music has changed my life.

It was the first musical that asked me for more that I thought was humanly or physically possible for myself. And it was the first musical that I HAD to do. Where I did not care about the time or dedication it would take to fully absorb all the music - I had to have it. Hours of going over the musical motifs, vowel modifications and acting choices. The only music that I go through constantly, trying to refine and the only songs that I never ever tire of singing. That give me chills whenever I hear the opening chords.

In other words, the music that made me a singer.

Stephen Schwartz gets criticized by some people in the musical conservatory community for being way to prophetic about a few of his choices. He's written such religious themed musicals such as: Children of Eden, Godspell, the LSD crapfest known as Pippin (sorry, I am SO not a fan of Pippin), the lovely but slightly ambivalent morality tale, The Baker's Wife, The Magic Show and finally, Wicked. I will not go into my love for Wicked, because that would be about 40 pages long, but the music, the musical and the story is GENIUS.

The theme of the concert yesterday, also starring: the INCREDIBLE Liz Calloway, Scott Coulter and (Tony award winning) Debbie Gravitte, was finding the new in the old. So accordingly, all of the songs were Schwartz's heavy hitters.

To me, the greatest find of the night was Scott Coulter. A sweet gorgeous tenor with a timbre pure, clear controlled top - Scott's phrasing and musicality (he also played piano at one point) seemed odd to me at first, but won me over by the end of the show. His voice paired lovingly with Calloway in a Children of Eden/Wicked medley. And during all the group members. Self-effacing and gentle, he easily stepped into making fun of himself for playing Pocahontas as he did knocking the socks off the audience. Singing the difficult love song from Enchanted, 'So Close', Coulter handled himself with aplomb. He's a nationally winning Cabaret star and justly so.

Calloway is a legend in her own right. Starting with the musical Baby and continuing to work with New York up and comers to this day (Scott Alan), her voice is as sweet and crystalline as ever, whether used on duets or singing the Chenoweth inspired yodel of 'Popular'. But it's her rendition of, 'Meadowlark' which, admittedly, Schwartz likes the best out of all the divas who have ever sung it - that blows everything else away. As the composer himself admits, the reason so many female singers are drawn to it, is that 'Meadowlark' is so many things rolled into one: full character arc, tons of acting pivot points to play, vocal pyrotechnics - it is a good test of a singer and pianist as well (it's the way I test my accompanists) since the accompaniment is a bitch to play.

Gravitte was introduced as the Tony Award winning actor, and she gave a winning version of the waitress song from Working. A true, New York broad-she also sang with Schwatz on a duet and in person was absolutely lovely. She was also given Schwartz's current anthem, "Defying Gravity" to sing and told a great story about her 11 year old and menopause. With her flowing red locks and impressive stage presence, she's perfect for a Mama Rose or Mrs. Lovett - roles I hope she gets to play soon.

And of course, there was the man himself, Stephen Schwartz. He opened the show with a beautiful rendition of, "Beautiful City" from Godspell and interspersed the show with duets and in a sweet surprise, 'Forgiveness' Embrace.' (a song I often sing for church service) He also gave a short workshop on the evolution of 'the Wizard and I' - and even in this, listening to his inflections, I found where he wanted emphasis and he definitely puts a breath before the last "good" in Wizard and I. Schwartz's voice is obviously not as refined as his stage counterparts, but he has a soul and it's true and slightly Country with a yodel when he switches to falsetto. One of Schwartz's greatest gifts is to be the Obama of musical theater. He is constantly writing about and emphasizing humanity's ability to be great, to find spirituality and faith in god. Often he does this by contrasting it with the more subversive parts of humanity, but with an understanding that it is all the same thing and it is within all of us to choose. Choose the path we take, and we can take the high road.

To close out, and here, even Schwartz sheepishly admitted he knew he was going to do an encore, he sang his version of 'For Good'. What's most important to Schwartz in this song? The "handprint on my heart" line - he sang it slightly sweeter and with a lovely smile. Inspired by his teenage daughter, this song evokes the musical's actual theme more than any of the others. It fully realizes that we will never be in the places that our lives are in today without knowing all the people we know along they way-good or bad. And what seems bad can turn out to be good. Then, all three singers came back out for a gospel stirring rendition of, "Someday" - a song that was eventually cut from 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame'. Versions by Laurie Beechman can be found on YouTube.

Of course we were given the opportunity to do a quick meet and greet with the artists - for the low low price (I'm being sarcastic) of $20 a cd. Which did a pretty brisk business. One of the coolest moments of my life will be going up to Liz Calloway and asking her to sign my cd, telling her I admire her work with Scott Alan and her Swan Princess (hey, I was 14 - gimme a break) And having her look at me and go, "You're a singer, aren't you?" And then getting to meet Shwartz himself. He was visibly and vocally upset about California's recent decision on Prop 8, quoting Melissa Etheridge's bold threat to not pay her state taxes. I didn't know what to say. I feel for all of my friends and family members who are gay and I certainly voted No on Prop 8 - but I wanted to tell this man that he changed my life and he was so upset. Then I remembered, this is what he's about. The good fight, doing what's right, the justice for others and being so concerned and heartbroken about it, that a signing session was not front in his mind. But I asked to shake his hand, and he broke out of his reverie and did it, with a firm hold and a gentle smile.

At the end of the day, that's what the world needs.

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