Survey Says

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Cheney. Or anyone made of chocolate - cause...FONDUE!
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Who will it be?
William Hung - who barely qualifies, but yeah, that guy.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
I often have dreams about punching assorted family members in the face for their insensitive commentary.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
I cannot chose only one!!! That's nearly impossible! But I have to say, my go to cheese at the supermarket is dill havarti. It makes all sandwiches better.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind of sandwich will you eat?
Whoa. That means everything edible known to mankind is at my fingertips. Right now, I'm feelin' a soy/honey/chili glazed piece of sea bass on a crusty roll with cabbage slaw and mayo.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Angelina Jolie. Two for the price of one. Or Jimmy Smits. Or Daniel Radcliff. Or Prince William.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice, who will it be?
Marc Broussard. Or the drummer for the Wallflowers. All LVs are whores...so this is difficult.
8. Now that you've slept with two people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?
Dinner at Nopa. Or a hand immersion blender.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Bali.
10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?
Arnold Palmer's for life. With mango iced tea.
11. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
I want to see my parents as kids. I think that would be priceless.
12. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Oh jeezus, I am no good at being a leader. Seriously, I'm too indecisive. Maybe, sustainable living or once we get over a certain # of people, the a-holes have to leave. Some sort of over population rule.
13. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it?
Shop Your Closet. Actually Todd Oldham used to do something akin to this in the early 90s, where he would go into people's houses and take items they already owned and put them together into new and interesting outfits. But I want to take the time to remind people that they have enough and it's just about thinking about what you have in new and exciting ways.
14. What is your favorite curse word?
Goddamit.
15. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, what do you do?
Ahhhh!! Mummies?! That's fucking scary as fuck. Ummm...I guess, try to shoo them out of the house. Maybe keep one for good measure.
16. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
Get out. Call the Fire Dept. Find the hose.
17. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Call the a-holes in my life and let them have it. Maybe smoke some pot.
18. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and whats even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
W00t! Radioactive veggies! It's almost always flying. Can I have witch powers?! Witchpower!
19. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Whoa...sort of a big deal and a secret.
20. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
"Looking back, nothing is as horrible as it seems at the time. Perspective is just around the corner of every untimely event. You just have to wait for it to make the turn." - I agree with Gates. Oh wait, there was this one time in Chinese School where I accidentally fucked up some person's wedding. I'd redo that moment.
21. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out you can move anywhere. Where are you going?
London baby! (Cause this means I can't live in the States right?)
22. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
Leanne Borghesi's house
23. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we'll just expound on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and be like "Check it out I can FLY!?"
I think it depends on how fast I can fly. Possibly Wen's house, cause she'd get a kick out of it. Or J.'s place, but as I haven't really met his parents yet, a flying girlfriend would be weird. Straight to George Lucas' house, cause I'm sure there will be a part in a Star Wars movie for me. ha.
24. The constant absorption of magical moon beams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
I dunno, most people who are dead want to stay dead. Richard Harris, because I like his Dumbledore better than Gambon's.