Advice to 15 year olds.

Um...so why did I not get this damn advice when I was 15? Crikey! It all makes sense now! And yes, ladies out there who are underage and reading my blog for some reason, be the NERDIEST girl you can be right now. Because, later, you will figure out how to use eyeliner, and someone will take you to get your eyebrows waxed (if you email me and you live in the Bay Area, I will take you or at least refer you to my genius eyebrow/facial lady), you will learn about fashion, and you won't care about starving yourself to lose weight, but you will care about hydration and proper nutrition and working out.

And you will become hot.

And then you will be nerdy and hot. And this is quite possibly the best combination ever. Because once guys find out that not only are you hot, but you have watched every episode of Family Guy ever, worked at a comic book store, that you can eat 4-5 slices of pizza because you climb and belay with the best of them, that you have mastered C++, Photoshop, and the theory of Relativity? And you are kind, intelligent, independent, compassionate, gentle, funny, and good at what you do and take care of others?

They will leave their stupid, superficial Paris Hilton bimbo babes for you. I'm so serious. Do it.