You know, having certain people view you as a failure isn’t so bad. After all, if someone is going to be so shallow as to shun you because you aren’t willing to settle for burning your soul out prematurely, then that’s a really cool situation - you can weed out the posers and false friends from your life.
Who knows, you might actually end up left all alone … except for the handful of real people who accept you for who you are and are also willing to be transparent and honest about their own limits.
The horror.
via Gala Darling
What the mother-flippin' hell? Why YES, that is a $345.00 Hermes APPLE CARRIER. It also includes a knife to cut the apple. For $345.00 I say it should include a frickin' worldwide concierge service that you can call to cut and peel the apple FOR your exhorbitent overspending ass. And excuuuse me, but are you wearing this carrier around your neck? Oh that's just fabulous, fresh fruit as an accessory. Because people don't have enough useless crap. (via MaybeYouShouldn'tBuyThat)
This is a tiny bit reminiscent of our boss Greenster who just got suckered (or in a fit of sunshine blindess - according to him) into buying an organic fruit delivery "basket" for the office. We just it yesterday. It included: a flat of apples, a flat of peaches and an entire box of Ranier cherries, black cherries, strawberries and blackberries. It's not so much of a fruit "basket" as it was a fruit "wheelbarrow". They were all delicious though. I aint complainin' - cause all that fruit means MORE COBBLER! Whee!!!
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