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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Blian! You come tak out lee-cyk-ables!

Scenes from lunch @ Sunrise Bistro:

HotHapaWaiter: Anything to drink?
Jerrsika: Water and an iced tea
Pen: An Arnrold...dammit, an AR-nelll...
HHWaiter: Arnold Palmer?
Pen: Yes, thank you. Goddamit, AR.NOLD. PALMER. Why is that so hard for me to say?
HHWaiter: (not missing a beat) Cause you're Asian?
Pen: ....[hi fives him]
Jerrsike: ahahha!
Pen: Fuck! You can tell?

Jerrsika: And can I have the dressing on the side?
HHWaiter: Oh you guys are going to be THAT table.
Pen: What?! Oh ahah, hey! We haven't even asked for separate checks-
HHWaiter and Pen (in unison): YET.

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