Talk to me...like lovers do?

New goal: dress nicely to go to work, because despite being asked to occasionally measure a trash enclosure, it will negate being asked for a date wearing fugly comfort clothes that were hanging off your desk chair thereby necessitating the purchase of cute clothes. Also, will start carrying eyeliner and lipgloss in purse.

P: So my brother told me this the other day, that I am not a fag-hag simply because I hang out with a lot of gay men. That in fact I am what is referred to as a, "fruit fly" cause I'm slimmer and wear makeup.
J: Like a lipstick lesbian...but not.
P: Yeah.
J: A higher level fag hag? Nice.
P: Ha! Yes, I'm in the upper eschelon of 'fag hags'.

NOTE: Thank god someone finally answered my question about the difference between 'otters' and 'cubs'. Jeez, took long enough-the cutest thing? Asian Bears (in the gay community) are known as 'Panda' bears. That is a level of awesomeness nearly beyond my comprehension.

J: So I read her charts and one of her symptoms was 'itchy vagina'
P: Eww.
J: (this is when I was distracted by eating)...So I started to feel it.
P: Wait...what?

J: So basically, my co-worker disappeared.
P: What?
J: She was all, "I'm going to go in for a meeting." so I told her I'd see her at lunch. Then at 3pm, all traces of her were gone! Then, PhDr. basically sent out a memo saying that they had to let her go.
P: ...dude, PhDr. is totally in the mafia.
J: I know.