That's not an available mix-in ma'am, sorry

Pen and Wen check out the ECreamery website. (a full gallon is $79.00, that's too expensive)

Pen: "Whoo! Ok, so Chocolate Merlot and Habanero!"
Wen: "What?! Pen, I don't want to have a heart attack!"
Pen: "Too bad. Ok, so for mix-ins you can get basil, cheesecake pieces, cookie dough...ew you can get cheddar cheese? Gross."
Wen: "What about crack? Is there crack?!"
Pen: "What?! There is no crack on the menu!"
Wen: "Dangit."