Doh.

A recent conversation between me and Apple:

P: Hey dude! How's Santa Barbara?
A: I'm at the hospital.
P: WHAT?! What happened?
A: In the dark. Because the power's out.
P: What?!
A: And I've been waiting for an x-ray for an hour...
P: What? What did you break?!
A: my pinkie.
P:....your pinkie.
A: Yes. And the power is out, so I'm waiting for the doctor...in the dark.
P: You're supposed to be at OPERA CAMP. How did you break your pinkie at OPERA CAMP!?